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Keywords: baxter, lada, niva, vaz, avtovaz, 2121, 21210, 21211, 21212, joke, humor, laugh, giggle
Description: Collection of Lada jokes.

M ost are just reinventions of jokes about other low-priced marques, ie you could swap in "Yugo"/"Beetle"/"Model-T"/etc instead of "Lada". Hence, many don't really translate to a good Lada joke imho - eg jokes about cheap cars being difficult to start in the cold are just silly when applied to Ladas, as Ladas are one of the best carby cars I've started in the cold.

Especially Lada jokes, as most are of course about their susposed unreliability by people that have never actually owned one. We know that's largely untrue - or the result of el cheapo tight-fisted owners not maintaining them - but still good for a laugh of course.

Oddly, the only Lada component I have found to be genuinely unreliable, the gearbox, I haven't found a single joke about. Naturally nor could I find jokes regarding Niva's off-road ability - I guess there's just too many greatful Land-Rover and Toyota owners that have been pulled out by a Niva or two. lol:

From a newspaper: "To the person who stole my Lada in minus 10 degrees of frost. Keep the Lada, but please tell me how the hell you started it!"

*This one can actually be true; with age or neglect the heater-valve cable can sieze open if not excersised regularly.

The window winds down and a middle-aged man peers out and says "Come into the car and I'll take you for a drive."

The driver steps out and says, "If you come for a drive I'll give you all the sweets you want".

The kid turns around and says, "Look Dad, you bought the bloody Lada, now you deal with it!"

*There really is a light under a Lada's bonnet. Shame most of them have usually been pinched by previous owners for other cars.

Suddenly there is a pop and a bang and the Lada starts to loose speed quickly so he pulls off to the hard shoulder.

So the two men set off and after about ten minutes a Ferrari pulls up alongside the Porsche and they start to race, forgetting the poor Lada behind.

Finally they take an exit to a little village and zoom past a little pub with a man standing outside it with his pint in his hand.

In Russian "lada" means swan, the name was chosen as the vehicle is basically an ugly duckling - and another nation had already claimed the name Turkey.

A hard working Russian, we'll call him Ivan, after years of saving, has amassed enough roubles to buy the car of his dreams – a Lada Niva.

Like most things in the Soviet Union, there's a long waiting list, and after paying over his money he's told his Niva will be ready in about two years time. Two months later Ivan phones Sergei again to check on progress. Sergei tells him the factory is running on schedule and the expected delivery date remains unchanged.

Sergei is by now intrigued by Ivan's regular enquires about the progress of his Niva, and asks why this is so. Ivan sighs; "You know how it is. Everything you have to wait. Go on a list. Join a line. I have to know when the Niva is arriving so I can book it into a garage to be repaired."

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